Here are today’s Nerd News! headlines:

Fans awaiting the next BioShock video game will be in for quite a change. Cloud Chamber, the studio working on the game, are looking for programmers, designers, tools programmers, and world designers that seem to indicate that the game will be “open world” and feature character-driven stories with both primary and secondary missions.

Adam Sandler’s new Netflix film will be about Sean Payton, the New Orleans Saints head coach who, while on suspension from the NFL, coached his son’s 6th grade football team in Texas. Playing the part of Sean Payton? Kevin James. Yes, Paul Blart: Mall Cop Kevin James. Yes, Here Comes the Boom Kevin James. Yes, The Zookeeper Kevin James. Just let that digest. 

And likely riding on the hype from his cut of the Justice League, Zack Snyder has released a new trailer for his upcoming zombie heist film, “Army of the Dead.” Check out that trailer right down below here.

Seriously though, KEVIN JAMES.