Today’s Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really… REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of July parade…

 

We heard from many idiots this week, but this one takes the prize for Tool of the Week on the Morning X. He tried something pretty outrageous to get out of trouble. Listen to find out what...
This week’s Tool of the Week actually got away with the money he stole… for a little while… how he lost it is what makes him the Tool of the Week. Hear the episode to find out!...
Today’s Tool of the Day wanted to go back to prison. The reason why is baffling. Listen to find out what it was....