Today’s Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really… REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of July parade…

 

*NSFW* Warning – Today’s Tool of the Day was straight up nasty. He got caught before it got too far, but still. Gross. Listen to find out what he was about to do when he got caught, literally,...
No matter what you’re planning, whether it be a vacation, a business strategy, or — in this case — a crime… it pays to be fully prepared. These men clearly were not, which is why they’re this...
And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously dumb. This week’s Tool picked a bad moment to take a selfie. Find...