Today’s Tool of the Day brought a secret weapon to her robbery. Find out what it was by listening to the episode!

Today’s Tool of the Day had not one.. but TWO excuses for the cops as to why he was speeding. And both excuses are exquisitely dumb. Listen to hear what they are....
Today’s Tool of the Day thought it was okay to drive 145 miles per hour, because she thought she was going slower.. but not that much slower. Listen to find out how fast she was actually going....
Today’s Tool of the Day escaped from prison back in November. He’s back in prison now, but it’s how he got caught that makes him today’s Tool.  Listen to find out, and to hear who you voted...