Today’s Tool of the Day just couldn’t stop robbing these types of establishments… even after he was busted… play the episode for the full story!

Today’s Tool of the Day had not one.. but TWO excuses for the cops as to why he was speeding. And both excuses are exquisitely dumb. Listen to hear what they are....
Today’s Tool of the Day found out that wearing a mask can protect you from more than just a virus. Listen to the episode to find out why refusing to wear one landed him in prison....
Today’s Tool of the Day is one of the most Floridy Florida Man stories we’ve heard in a while. He tried to throw WHAT on the roof? Listen to the episode to find out....