Today’s Tool of the Day is NSFW… the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun, right? Listen to the episode to find out what happened!

This week’s biggest tool stole some luggage, but managed to give himself away in a very dumb manner. Listen to the episode to find out how he got caught!  ...
Today’s Tool of the Day was a wanted member of the Italian Mafia… and we say “was” because he got caught. The way he got caught is what makes him the Tool. Listen to find out.  ...
No matter what you’re planning, whether it be a vacation, a business strategy, or — in this case — a crime… it pays to be fully prepared. These men clearly were not, which is why they’re this...