Today’s Tool bought a house and a car. Why does that make her the Tool of the Day? You’ll have to listen to find out.

 

We don’t know if he can SPELL irony… but this week’s Tool of the Week certainly knows how to demonstrate it. Listen to the episode to find out how....
Trying to fool the police never really works out, as this week’s biggest Tool found out. Take a listen to see what he attempted to pull off....
Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then he … tried … to get away. And of course, mistakes were made....