Today’s Tool of the Day got kicked out of his grandmother’s house (you know you suck if granny gives you the boot). Then, when a stranger refused to let him stay with them, but instead offered to give him money for a hotel, he had a weird way of thanking them. And got caught .. uh.. wet handed. Listen to the episode and it will all make sense.

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Our selection for this week’s biggest criminal dum-dum picked probably the worst place to set up shop and deal his drugs. Find out how he got busted in this week’s “Tool of the Week” episode....