Today’s Tool of the Day got kicked out of his grandmother’s house (you know you suck if granny gives you the boot). Then, when a stranger refused to let him stay with them, but instead offered to give him money for a hotel, he had a weird way of thanking them. And got caught .. uh.. wet handed. Listen to the episode and it will all make sense.

Today’s Tool of the Day thought he was pretty smooth slowing down for the traffic cameras… they didn’t get him for speeding, but they got him for something else.. listen to find out why!...
Today’s Tool of the Day went some pretty extreme (and illegal) measures to get a day off of work. Next time, just call off, dude.  Listen to find out what he tried....
Today’s Tool of the Day had one chance to speak on his own behalf during a zoom court case.. and the choice he made is certainly baffling. What did he say? Listen to find out!...