Today’s Tool got drunk and then got home to take a nice warm bath… now he’s in jail… hear how and more surprising details in today’s episode.

Today’s Tool of the Day thought it was okay to drive 145 miles per hour, because she thought she was going slower.. but not that much slower. Listen to find out how fast she was actually going....
Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then he … tried … to get away. And of course, mistakes were made....
Today’s Tool of the Day was on his way OUT of jail when he did something that landed him right back in there. What was it? Listen to find out....