Today’s Tool got drunk and then got home to take a nice warm bath… now he’s in jail… hear how and more surprising details in today’s episode.

Today’s Tool of the Day is one of the most Floridy Florida Man stories we’ve heard in a while. He tried to throw WHAT on the roof? Listen to the episode to find out....
For today’s Tool of the Day – it’s the case of the Overkill Candle Bandit. Play the episode to find out why we’ve called him that....
Today’s Tool of the Day got kicked out of his grandmother’s house (you know you suck if granny gives you the boot). Then, when a stranger refused to let him stay with them, but instead offered to...