Today’s Tool of the Day had a bag of what he called “Salt for his ingrown toenail” … the cops figured out it was something else. Oh, and probably not a good idea to be walking around doing weird things at 4am. All the details on this assclown in the episode. Have a listen.

Today’s Tool of the Day took a BMW for a test drive. He decided he wanted to buy the car, but in order to do so, he had to make a little stop…and now he’s in Tool-Jail....
Today’s Tool of the Day went some pretty extreme (and illegal) measures to get a day off of work. Next time, just call off, dude.  Listen to find out what he tried....
Today’s Tool of the Day thought he could get away with stealing a donut if he dressed up in a certain costume. Listen to find out what he wore…  ...