Today’s Tool of the Day had a bag of what he called “Salt for his ingrown toenail” … the cops figured out it was something else. Oh, and probably not a good idea to be walking around doing weird things at 4am. All the details on this assclown in the episode. Have a listen.

Today’s Tool is the rare case where the Tool is NOT a criminal. This guy planned a big proposal for his girlfriend at a pro football game… Listen to the episode to find out how he blew...
Bonus Tool! Today we have double tools in the same story! These two were waitors at Denny’s. I said “were” because they’re likely not going to keep their jobs after this. Listen to find out what happened....
Today’s Tool of the Day tried to buy explosives from an undercover FBI agent.  He had intentions to kill, but not a person. What on earth did he want to kill? Find out by listening to the...