Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then he … tried … to get away. And of course, mistakes were made. Hear what happened by listening to the episode.

Today’s Tool of the Day bought a machete and then subsequently attacked the cashier because… listen to find out!...
Today’s Tool of the Day was trying to flee from police and made a very dumb mistake.  Listen to hear the full story!...
Today’s Tool of the Day is one of the most Floridy Florida Man stories we’ve heard in a while. He tried to throw WHAT on the roof? Listen to the episode to find out....