Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then he … tried … to get away. And of course, mistakes were made. Hear what happened by listening to the episode.

Today’s Tool of the Day broke a major rule when it comes to hiding the fact that you’re intoxicated. Listen to find out what happened....
Today’s Tool stole a car from a dealership. Little did she know… hear the episode to find out how little she actually knew…...
Today’s Tool of the Day thought there was a burglar in his house, so he called the cops.. when the cops got there, they didn’t find a burglar.. but they did find something that got him arrested....