Today’s Tool of the Day went some pretty extreme (and illegal) measures to get a day off of work. Next time, just call off, dude.  Listen to find out what he tried.

Today’s Tool of the Day got busted for drugs while wearing a T-shirt that screams irony. Listen to find out what it said....
Today’s Tool of the Day must really… really like nuggets. And cop-flesh. Listen to the episode to hear the whole story.  ...
Today’s Tool of the Day tried to get away with setting his own car on fire. Probably should have cleared his search history first.  Listen to hear what happened, and learn the winner of Feruary’s Tool of...