Today’s Tool of the Day found about about every weapon she could to attack her roommate with. The reasoning behind it is just bonkers. Hear it.

Today’s Tool of the Day stabbed her sister with an epi pen. Now there are actual reasons why someone would do this for medical reasons.. but this wasn’t one of them.  ...
Today’s Tool hit the trifecta of illegality behind the wheel. Listen to find out the charges, and to hear all your candidates for this week’s Tool of the Week.  ...
Today’s Tool of the Day tried to steal a package and got himself caught in a very dumb way. Listen to find out. This one was actually caught on tape too, so as a companion piece, here’s...