Today’s Tool of the Day had one chance to speak on his own behalf during a zoom court case.. and the choice he made is certainly baffling. What did he say? Listen to find out!

Today’s Tool of the Day got really drunk and accidentally changed his name. I don’t know what is crazier, the name he picked or the fact that after all that, he’s decided to keep it. Listen to...
Today’s Tool of the Day thought he was pretty smooth slowing down for the traffic cameras… they didn’t get him for speeding, but they got him for something else.. listen to find out why!...
Today’s Tool of the Day tried to buy explosives from an undercover FBI agent.  He had intentions to kill, but not a person. What on earth did he want to kill? Find out by listening to the...