Today’s Tool of the Day got busted for drug possession after lying to the cops that it was cake baking supplies. Then, at the jailhouse, he dropped some MORE drugs. And on top of all this, his name makes it so perfect. Listen to find out what it is.

Today’s Tool of the Day comes to us from our very own home state of Illinois. Find out what she did … and with what very interesting object… in today’s episode. Caution: !!!NSFW!!!...
And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously dumb. This week’s Tool picked a bad moment to take a selfie. Find...
Today’s Tool of the Day fell asleep in a McDonald’s Drive Thru. Listen to the episode to find out why he’s now in jail, although I’m sure you can guess....