Today’s Tool of the Day tried to steal a package and got himself caught in a very dumb way. Listen to find out. This one was actually caught on tape too, so as a companion piece, here’s...

Today’s Tool of the Day left her meth at a motel room. Why did she get caught? Listen to find out, as well as find out who won last week’s Tool of the Week....

Today’s Tool of the Day had a dream that her husband cheated on her. This happens to a lot of people, and sometimes you do wake up actually mad at your partner, even though it was a...