Today’s Tool of the Day comes to us from our very own home state of Illinois. Find out what she did … and with what very interesting object… in today’s episode. Caution: !!!NSFW!!!

Today’s Tool bought a house and a car. Why does that make her the Tool of the Day? You’ll have to listen to find out.  ...
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Today’s Tool of the Day was on his way OUT of jail when he did something that landed him right back in there. What was it? Listen to find out....