Today’s Tool of the Day broke a major rule when it comes to hiding the fact that you’re intoxicated. Listen to find out what happened.

Today’s Tool of the Day was just trying to show off… and now he’s in the hospital. Listen to find out why.  ...
Today’s Tool of the Day must really… really like nuggets. And cop-flesh. Listen to the episode to hear the whole story.  ...
Today’s a double tool. Two guys walk into a police station to complain about the cops. Why they’re in jail make them today’s double-tool. Listen to find out....