Who’s the Tool in today’s story? Was it the guy who thought he could steal two cop cars and get away with it? Or the cops who actually let him get by them TWICE to steal a car? Listen and decide for yourself!

Today’s Tool of the Day is one of the most Floridy Florida Man stories we’ve heard in a while. He tried to throw WHAT on the roof? Listen to the episode to find out....
This week’s Tooliest Tool is a prime candidate for the Tool of the Day hall of fame, much to the dismay of these Taco Bell employees. Listen to the episode to find out why!  ...
Today’s Tool of the Day is NSFW… the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun, right? Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...