This week’s biggest Tool comes to us from nearby Chicago. Don’t rob people, but if you do, it helps to actually leave the scene of the crime. Find out what made him stick around by listening to this week’s episode!

We don’t know if he can SPELL irony… but this week’s Tool of the Week certainly knows how to demonstrate it. Listen to the episode to find out how....
Here’s your next candidate for Tool of the Year this year. This guy didn’t realize that this method of breaking and entering only really works in the movies. And he overlooked one other possibility as well. Listen...
This week’s Tool of the Week, voted in by YOU, tried to pass a drug test using, somewhat… unusual methods. Listen to the episode to find out what happened.  ...