Classic Tool Material here. Our biggest moron of the week made a pretty poor decision about how get to his court hearing. Listen to the episode to find out what happened.

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to get away with setting his own car on fire. Probably should have cleared his search history first.  Listen to hear what happened, and learn the winner of Feruary’s Tool of...
Today’s Tool of the Day got busted for drug possession after lying to the cops that it was cake baking supplies. Then, at the jailhouse, he dropped some MORE drugs. And on top of all this, his...
Today’s Tool of the Day  stole a running ambulance while the paramedics were on a call. As with most of these Tool of the Day stories, what really makes it sing is how he got caught. Listen...