Let’s crown this week’s biggest dumbass… or, in this case, dumbasses. ATM Machines are hard to break into. These guys found out the hard way.

Bonus Tool! Today we have double tools in the same story! These two were waitors at Denny’s. I said “were” because they’re likely not going to keep their jobs after this. Listen to find out what happened....
Today’s Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really… REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of July parade…  ...
Today’s Tool of the Day had a very appropriate T-shirt for having lied to the police. Find out what was on it in today’s episode!...