Tool of the Week 02-09-24

This week’s biggest fail came form a grown man playing with a laser-pointer. Find out how his immature antics landed him in tool-jail....

Tool of the Week 02-02-24

This week’s Tool of the Week is on track to be a solid competitor for Tool of the Year! Find out what unusual weapon she was using to threaten convenience store employees. And find out what she...

Tool of the Week 01-26-24

There was a pretty even playing field for this week’s biggest dumbass award. But ultimately, you decided that this father, who found a unique way to embarrass his kids at school, was worthy of the prize. Listen...

Tool of the Week 01-19-24

This week’s Tool of the Week, voted in by YOU, tried to pass a drug test using, somewhat… unusual methods. Listen to the episode to find out what happened.  ...

Tool of the Week 01-12-24

This week’s Tool of the Week was an absolute shoe-in for the prize. Crashing into a pole in the parking lot of a Bass Pro Shop was just the beginning. It’s what he did next that really...

Tool of the Week - Week 1

We kick off 2024 with a splendid double-whammy for biggest dum dum of the week. This story includes a Tool of the Day first… check out the episode to find out what happened!...

Tool of the Year 2023!

We reveal this year’s Tool of the Year, voted on by YOU… and we definitely agree with your choice. Canned potato chips will never be the same again....

Tool of the Week 12-15-23

This week’s Tool of the Week was voted in at the last minute by YOU, the listener. This guy stole a bus, and how he got caught was … super dumb. Listen to the episode to find...

Tool of the Week 12-6-23

Fill in the blank. Once you _______… you can’t ______ …. That’s all we’re going to say about this week’s Tool of the Week....

Tool of the Week - 12-1-23

This week’s Tool of the Week claims to have had a bullet lodged in his spine… Based on what cops found when he got arrested, we think we know that happened… Listen to the episode to find...

Tool of the Week 11-17-23

This week’s biggest Tool racked up a TON of charges in just one incident. Listen to the episode to find out how many!    ...

Tool of the Week 11-10-23

What can we say about this weeks listener-voted Tool of the Week except… Don’t do this. Listen to the episode to find out what....

Tool of the Week 11-3-23

You voted and the winner for biggest Tool of the Week is in. This time, it’s a teacher who made a really poor choice this past Halloween. It wasn’t the costume so much as what he said...

Tool of the Week 10-27-23

You voted and the results are in… This week’s biggest tool got busted for driving a tractor while intoxicated… but it was what happened 17 minutes earlier that earns him the prize. Find out what happened by...

Tool of the Week - 10-20-23

Trying to fool the police never really works out, as this week’s biggest Tool found out. Take a listen to see what he attempted to pull off....

Tool of the Week 07-21-23

This week’s Tool of the Week comes from our own back yard. Let’s play a game of “How Did He Get Caught?” Listen to the episode to find out!...

Tool of the Week 06-16-23

This week’s Tool of the Week actually got away with the money he stole… for a little while… how he lost it is what makes him the Tool of the Week. Hear the episode to find out!...

Tool of the Week 05-26-23

This week’s Tool of the Week shot his roommate in the butt. What tips it into the net is WHY he did it. Listen to the episode to find out....

Tool of the Week 05-12-23

This week’s Tool of the Week makes the grade not because of his DUI arrest, but because of what he was WEARING during that arrest. Guess what it is… Hear the episode to find out!...

Tool of the Week 04-21-23

We believe this week’s Tool of the Week… kind of overreacted. What do you think? Listen to the episode to find out what happened....

Tool of the Week 04-14-23

This week’s Tool of the Week has a soft spot that ended up getting her into trouble. Find out what happened by listening to the episode!  ...

Tool of the Week 03-31-23

This week’s biggest tool stole some luggage, but managed to give himself away in a very dumb manner. Listen to the episode to find out how he got caught!  ...

Tool of the Week 03-24-23

We don’t know if he can SPELL irony… but this week’s Tool of the Week certainly knows how to demonstrate it. Listen to the episode to find out how....

Tool of the Week 03/17/23

Our Tool of the Week is a real creep. You’d think with a name like he has, he would be a bit less obvious with his gross criminalness. Listen to the episode to find out what happened....

Tool of the Week 03-10-23

No matter what you’re planning, whether it be a vacation, a business strategy, or — in this case — a crime… it pays to be fully prepared. These men clearly were not, which is why they’re this...

Tool of the Week - 03-03-23

This week’s biggest Tool gets the title because not only did his attempt to burn leaves and garbage go VERY wrong.. but what happened after really tips it into the net. Listen to the episode to find...

Tool of the Week 02-24-23

This Tool of the Week made a threatening phone call to the Hollywood police, threatening to blow up the Hollywood sign… one small problem though.. listen to the episode to find out where he went wrong....

Tool of the Week 02-17-23

This week’s biggest Tool comes to us from nearby Chicago. Don’t rob people, but if you do, it helps to actually leave the scene of the crime. Find out what made him stick around by listening to...

Tool of the Week 02-10-23

Another week, and another champion. This one goes into the Tool of the Day hall of fame. This man did what on the floor and attacked people with what while being buck WHAT? Find out by listening...

Tool of the Week 01-27-23

This week’s Tool of the Week left a present that may just get him caught. Listen to the episode to find out what happened. Careful, this one’s possibly NSFW....

Tool of the Week - 01-20-23

This week’s biggest Tool got the police’s attention in a very dumb way. Listen to the episode to find out why he’s the Tool of the Week!  ...

TOOL OF THE YEAR - Finalist #5

Our final finalist in the final for Tool of the Year! This man picked a very bad time to go looking for hookers. Listen to the story, and then if you think he should be this year’s...

TOOL OF THE YEAR - Finalist #4

Here’s your next candidate for Tool of the Year this year. This guy didn’t realize that this method of breaking and entering only really works in the movies. And he overlooked one other possibility as well. Listen...

TOOL OF THE YEAR - Finalist #3

We present to you another finalist in the Tool of the Year playoffs! Today’s finalist  picked the wrong vehicle to steal. Listen to the story and then text SQUAD to 815-874-2104 if you think he’s worthy of...

TOOL OF THE YEAR - Finalist #2

Here’s your next finalist for Tool of the Year… We’ve picked from the biggest dumbasses and J-Offs this year to bring you the most elite of the idiots and d-bags of 2022… Your next finalist left behind...

Tool of the Week - 12-9-22

Let’s crown this week’s biggest dumbass… or, in this case, dumbasses. ATM Machines are hard to break into. These guys found out the hard way....

Tool of the Week 09-23-22

This week’s biggest Tool found out that when you commit a crime, you should check your surroundings before you make your getaway. Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...

Tool of the Week 09-16-22

This weeks biggest Tool was asked by police to pull out his driver’s license, but instead he pulled out?? (Not what you’re thinking, pervs)… find out what it was by listening to this week’s episode....

Tool of the Week - 09-02-22

Is there ever a GOOD time to hook up with a prostitute? This weeks Tool of the Week picked probably the WORST time… Listen to the episode to find out more.  ...

Tool of the Week - 08-26-22

This week’s Tooliest Tool is a prime candidate for the Tool of the Day hall of fame, much to the dismay of these Taco Bell employees. Listen to the episode to find out why!  ...

Tool of the Week 08-19-22

It would be hard to top this week’s Tool of the Week. It all started with cold french fries.. how did it end? Find out on this week’s episode!...

Tool of the Week - 08-12-22

Time to crown the biggest numb-nuts for the past 7 days… At first glance, this Tool of the Week seems like he has a pretty good hiding place from the cops… until he blows his cover. Listen...

Tool of the Week 08-05-22

As far as escaping the cops goes, this week’s Tool of the Week made an interesting vehicle choice. Find out what it was by listening to the episode....

Tool of the Week 07-29-22

This guy makes it into the Tool of the Day Hall of Fame, as well as making it as our new Tool of the Week.  Doing pushups in the road is one thing… but it’s the other...

Tool of the Week 07-01-22

It was tough trying to decide the biggest Tool this week.. they were all pretty dumb, but ultimately it was this couple who won the prize. They’re off to Tool jail because they left things behind at...

Tool of the Week 06-03-22

This week’s Tool of the Week broke into someone’s apartment, but didn’t really steal any valuables.. he came for one thing.. find out what it was in this week’s episode.  ...

Tool of the Week 05-27-22

This week’s biggest Tool was found slumped over and sleeping behind the wheel of his vehicle after plowing through some cop cars… but what was he driving? That’s what got him the prize of Tool of the...

Tool of the Week - 05-20-22

We heard from many idiots this week, but this one takes the prize for Tool of the Week on the Morning X. He tried something pretty outrageous to get out of trouble. Listen to find out what...

Tool of the Week 05-13-22

Classic Tool Material here. Our biggest moron of the week made a pretty poor decision about how get to his court hearing. Listen to the episode to find out what happened....

Tool of the Week - 05-06-22

Our selection for this week’s biggest criminal dum-dum picked probably the worst place to set up shop and deal his drugs. Find out how he got busted in this week’s “Tool of the Week” episode....

Tool of the Week 04-22-22

This week’s biggest Tool was trying to create a diversion for shoplifting, and now he’s in way bigger trouble than he should have been… listen to the episode to hear what happened!...

Tool of the Week 04-08-22

Oh, this guy racked up a ton of charges for things that definitely triggered the banjo music in this week’s Tooliest Tool of the Day segment. Find out why it was a very bad day to be...

Tool of the Week 04-01-22

This week’s Tool of the Week needs lessons on how NOT to get caught for breaking and entering. Listen to the episode to find out what happened....

Tool of the Week - 03-25-22

After a week of Tool of the Day Dumbness… all we can say is…Wow, this week’s Tool of the Week needs to learn to pay attention to detail. Listen to the episode to find out how this...

Tool of the Week 03-18-22

This week’s Tooliest Tool was a guy who was certain his meth was fake, so he called in an expert. Listen to the episode to learn what happened!...

Tool of the Week - 03-4-22

This week’s top Tool had a terrible excuse for speeding and blowing a stop sign. Listen to the episode to find out what it was....

Tool of the Week! 02-25-22

We’re back with the biggest dumbass of the last 7 days… This week’s chosen Tool of the Week picked the worst possible place to try and burlgarize. Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...

Tool of the Week 02-11-22

This week’s biggest Tool goes to a guy who threatened to do something with an explosive device which he claimed he had hidden in a very delicate space. Listen to the episode to find out where.  ...

Tool of the Week - 01-21-22

And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously dumb. This week’s Tool picked a bad moment to take a selfie. Find...

Tool of the Week 01-14-22

Our Tool of the Week made some special brownies and left them out on the counter for his mom to find. And it didn’t end well. Listen to the episode to find out what happeend…...

Tool of the Day 01-07-21

Today’s Tool of the Day found out that wearing a mask can protect you from more than just a virus. Listen to the episode to find out why refusing to wear one landed him in prison....

Tool of the Year 2021!!

There were hundreds of tools to choose from this year, but only one Tool of the Day could be the champion and earn the title of Tool of the Year. Play the episode to find out who...

Tool of the Day 12-22-21

Today’s Tool is the rare case where the Tool is NOT a criminal. This guy planned a big proposal for his girlfriend at a pro football game… Listen to the episode to find out how he blew...

Tool of the Day 12-17-21

This Tool of the Day robbed a bank for a comically small amount of money, and then got caught for a very dumb reason. Hear the episode to find out how!  ...

Tool of the Day 12-9-21

Today’s Tool of the Day has had enough of people parking in his spot. It’s what he did in response that makes him today’s Tool of the Day. Listen to the episode to find out!...

Tool of the Day - 11-9-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was only trying to help his mom, and now he’s in jail for a couple of different charges. Find out what they are by listening to today’s episode!...

Tool of the Day - 11-05-21

Today’s Tool of the Day is NSFW… the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun, right? Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...

Tool of the Day 10-22-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was doing something behind the wheel that we’ve never heard of anyone doing. Listen to the episode to find out what it was!...

Tool of the Day 10-5-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was swinging a pretty big bat with this lie. Find out what he tried to get away with in today’s episode!...

Tool of the Day - 09-13-21

Today’s Tool of the Day decided to drive a golf cart through a crime scene. One particular detail really tips this story into the net. Listen to the episode for the goods....

Tool of the Day 08-27-21

Today’s Tool of the Day thought he could fit a LOT of junk down the toilet. Listen to the story to learn how that turned out....

Tool of the Day 08-04-21

Today’s Tool of the Day just couldn’t stop robbing these types of establishments… even after he was busted… play the episode for the full story!...

Tool of the Day 07-29-21

Today’s Tool of the Day brought a secret weapon to her robbery. Find out what it was by listening to the episode!...