This week’s Tool of the Week is on track to be a solid competitor for Tool of the Year! Find out what unusual weapon she was using to threaten convenience store employees. And find out what she...
There was a pretty even playing field for this week’s biggest dumbass award. But ultimately, you decided that this father, who found a unique way to embarrass his kids at school, was worthy of the prize. Listen...
This week’s Tool of the Week, voted in by YOU, tried to pass a drug test using, somewhat… unusual methods. Listen to the episode to find out what happened. ...
This week’s Tool of the Week was an absolute shoe-in for the prize. Crashing into a pole in the parking lot of a Bass Pro Shop was just the beginning. It’s what he did next that really...
We kick off 2024 with a splendid double-whammy for biggest dum dum of the week. This story includes a Tool of the Day first… check out the episode to find out what happened!...
We reveal this year’s Tool of the Year, voted on by YOU… and we definitely agree with your choice. Canned potato chips will never be the same again....
This week’s Tool of the Week was voted in at the last minute by YOU, the listener. This guy stole a bus, and how he got caught was … super dumb. Listen to the episode to find...
This week’s Tool of the Week claims to have had a bullet lodged in his spine… Based on what cops found when he got arrested, we think we know that happened… Listen to the episode to find...
You voted and the winner for biggest Tool of the Week is in. This time, it’s a teacher who made a really poor choice this past Halloween. It wasn’t the costume so much as what he said...
You voted and the results are in… This week’s biggest tool got busted for driving a tractor while intoxicated… but it was what happened 17 minutes earlier that earns him the prize. Find out what happened by...
This week’s Tool of the Week actually got away with the money he stole… for a little while… how he lost it is what makes him the Tool of the Week. Hear the episode to find out!...
This week’s Tool of the Week makes the grade not because of his DUI arrest, but because of what he was WEARING during that arrest. Guess what it is… Hear the episode to find out!...
This week’s biggest tool stole some luggage, but managed to give himself away in a very dumb manner. Listen to the episode to find out how he got caught! ...
Our Tool of the Week is a real creep. You’d think with a name like he has, he would be a bit less obvious with his gross criminalness. Listen to the episode to find out what happened....
No matter what you’re planning, whether it be a vacation, a business strategy, or — in this case — a crime… it pays to be fully prepared. These men clearly were not, which is why they’re this...
This week’s biggest Tool gets the title because not only did his attempt to burn leaves and garbage go VERY wrong.. but what happened after really tips it into the net. Listen to the episode to find...
This Tool of the Week made a threatening phone call to the Hollywood police, threatening to blow up the Hollywood sign… one small problem though.. listen to the episode to find out where he went wrong....
This week’s biggest Tool comes to us from nearby Chicago. Don’t rob people, but if you do, it helps to actually leave the scene of the crime. Find out what made him stick around by listening to...
Another week, and another champion. This one goes into the Tool of the Day hall of fame. This man did what on the floor and attacked people with what while being buck WHAT? Find out by listening...
This week’s Tool of the Week left a present that may just get him caught. Listen to the episode to find out what happened. Careful, this one’s possibly NSFW....
Our final finalist in the final for Tool of the Year! This man picked a very bad time to go looking for hookers. Listen to the story, and then if you think he should be this year’s...
Here’s your next candidate for Tool of the Year this year. This guy didn’t realize that this method of breaking and entering only really works in the movies. And he overlooked one other possibility as well. Listen...
We present to you another finalist in the Tool of the Year playoffs! Today’s finalist picked the wrong vehicle to steal. Listen to the story and then text SQUAD to 815-874-2104 if you think he’s worthy of...
Here’s your next finalist for Tool of the Year… We’ve picked from the biggest dumbasses and J-Offs this year to bring you the most elite of the idiots and d-bags of 2022… Your next finalist left behind...
This week’s biggest Tool found out that when you commit a crime, you should check your surroundings before you make your getaway. Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...
This weeks biggest Tool was asked by police to pull out his driver’s license, but instead he pulled out?? (Not what you’re thinking, pervs)… find out what it was by listening to this week’s episode....
Is there ever a GOOD time to hook up with a prostitute? This weeks Tool of the Week picked probably the WORST time… Listen to the episode to find out more. ...
This week’s Tooliest Tool is a prime candidate for the Tool of the Day hall of fame, much to the dismay of these Taco Bell employees. Listen to the episode to find out why! ...
Time to crown the biggest numb-nuts for the past 7 days… At first glance, this Tool of the Week seems like he has a pretty good hiding place from the cops… until he blows his cover. Listen...
As far as escaping the cops goes, this week’s Tool of the Week made an interesting vehicle choice. Find out what it was by listening to the episode....
This guy makes it into the Tool of the Day Hall of Fame, as well as making it as our new Tool of the Week. Doing pushups in the road is one thing… but it’s the other...
It was tough trying to decide the biggest Tool this week.. they were all pretty dumb, but ultimately it was this couple who won the prize. They’re off to Tool jail because they left things behind at...
This week’s Tool of the Week broke into someone’s apartment, but didn’t really steal any valuables.. he came for one thing.. find out what it was in this week’s episode. ...
This week’s biggest Tool was found slumped over and sleeping behind the wheel of his vehicle after plowing through some cop cars… but what was he driving? That’s what got him the prize of Tool of the...
We heard from many idiots this week, but this one takes the prize for Tool of the Week on the Morning X. He tried something pretty outrageous to get out of trouble. Listen to find out what...
Classic Tool Material here. Our biggest moron of the week made a pretty poor decision about how get to his court hearing. Listen to the episode to find out what happened....
Our selection for this week’s biggest criminal dum-dum picked probably the worst place to set up shop and deal his drugs. Find out how he got busted in this week’s “Tool of the Week” episode....
This week’s biggest Tool was trying to create a diversion for shoplifting, and now he’s in way bigger trouble than he should have been… listen to the episode to hear what happened!...
Oh, this guy racked up a ton of charges for things that definitely triggered the banjo music in this week’s Tooliest Tool of the Day segment. Find out why it was a very bad day to be...
After a week of Tool of the Day Dumbness… all we can say is…Wow, this week’s Tool of the Week needs to learn to pay attention to detail. Listen to the episode to find out how this...
We’re back with the biggest dumbass of the last 7 days… This week’s chosen Tool of the Week picked the worst possible place to try and burlgarize. Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...
This week’s biggest Tool goes to a guy who threatened to do something with an explosive device which he claimed he had hidden in a very delicate space. Listen to the episode to find out where. ...
And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously dumb. This week’s Tool picked a bad moment to take a selfie. Find...
Our Tool of the Week made some special brownies and left them out on the counter for his mom to find. And it didn’t end well. Listen to the episode to find out what happeend…...
Today’s Tool of the Day found out that wearing a mask can protect you from more than just a virus. Listen to the episode to find out why refusing to wear one landed him in prison....
There were hundreds of tools to choose from this year, but only one Tool of the Day could be the champion and earn the title of Tool of the Year. Play the episode to find out who...
Today’s Tool is the rare case where the Tool is NOT a criminal. This guy planned a big proposal for his girlfriend at a pro football game… Listen to the episode to find out how he blew...
This Tool of the Day robbed a bank for a comically small amount of money, and then got caught for a very dumb reason. Hear the episode to find out how! ...
Today’s Tool of the Day has had enough of people parking in his spot. It’s what he did in response that makes him today’s Tool of the Day. Listen to the episode to find out!...
Today’s Tool of the Day was only trying to help his mom, and now he’s in jail for a couple of different charges. Find out what they are by listening to today’s episode!...
Today’s Tool of the Day is NSFW… the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun, right? Listen to the episode to find out what happened!...
Today’s Tool of the Day decided to drive a golf cart through a crime scene. One particular detail really tips this story into the net. Listen to the episode for the goods....