Tool of The Day
Everyday on The Morning X Kev looks for the dumbest of the dumb to take the title of Tool of The Day. Catch it at 6:45a and 9:15a and you can find any that you missed right here. It’s all powered by Retool of Rockford!
Podcasts
This week’s Tool of the Week comes from our own back yard. Let’s play a game of “How Did He Get Caught?” Listen to...
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Tool of the Week 07-21-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tool of the Week actually got away with the money he stole… for a little while… how he lost it is what...
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Tool of the Week 06-16-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tool of the Week shot his roommate in the butt. What tips it into the net is WHY he did it. Listen...
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Tool of the Week 05-26-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tool of the Week makes the grade not because of his DUI arrest, but because of what he was WEARING during that...
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Tool of the Week 05-12-23
Tool of The Day
We believe this week’s Tool of the Week… kind of overreacted. What do you think? Listen to the episode to find out what happened....
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Tool of the Week 04-21-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tool of the Week has a soft spot that ended up getting her into trouble. Find out what happened by listening to...
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Tool of the Week 04-14-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest tool stole some luggage, but managed to give himself away in a very dumb manner. Listen to the episode to find...
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Tool of the Week 03-31-23
Tool of The Day
We don’t know if he can SPELL irony… but this week’s Tool of the Week certainly knows how to demonstrate it. Listen to the...
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Tool of the Week 03-24-23
Tool of The Day
Our Tool of the Week is a real creep. You’d think with a name like he has, he would be a bit less obvious...
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Tool of the Week 03/17/23
Tool of The Day
No matter what you’re planning, whether it be a vacation, a business strategy, or — in this case — a crime… it pays to...
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Tool of the Week 03-10-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool gets the title because not only did his attempt to burn leaves and garbage go VERY wrong.. but what happened...
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Tool of the Week 03-03-23
Tool of The Day
This Tool of the Week made a threatening phone call to the Hollywood police, threatening to blow up the Hollywood sign… one small problem...
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Tool of the Week 02-24-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool comes to us from nearby Chicago. Don’t rob people, but if you do, it helps to actually leave the scene...
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Tool of the Week 02-17-23
Tool of The Day
Another week, and another champion. This one goes into the Tool of the Day hall of fame. This man did what on the floor...
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Tool of the Week 02-10-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tool of the Week left a present that may just get him caught. Listen to the episode to find out what happened....
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Tool of the Week 01-27-23
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool got the police’s attention in a very dumb way. Listen to the episode to find out why he’s the Tool...
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Tool of the Week 01-20-23
Tool of The Day
Our final finalist in the final for Tool of the Year! This man picked a very bad time to go looking for hookers. Listen...
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TOOL OF THE YEAR Finalist #5
Tool of The Day
Here’s your next candidate for Tool of the Year this year. This guy didn’t realize that this method of breaking and entering only really...
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TOOL OF THE YEAR Finalist #4
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We present to you another finalist in the Tool of the Year playoffs! Today’s finalist picked the wrong vehicle to steal. Listen to the...
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TOOL OF THE YEAR Finalist #3
Tool of The Day
Here’s your next finalist for Tool of the Year… We’ve picked from the biggest dumbasses and J-Offs this year to bring you the most...
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TOOL OF THE YEAR Finalist #2
Tool of The Day
Let’s crown this week’s biggest dumbass… or, in this case, dumbasses. ATM Machines are hard to break into. These guys found out the hard...
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Tool of the Week 12-9-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool found out that when you commit a crime, you should check your surroundings before you make your getaway. Listen to...
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Tool of the Week 09-23-22
Tool of The Day
This weeks biggest Tool was asked by police to pull out his driver’s license, but instead he pulled out?? (Not what you’re thinking, pervs)…...
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Tool of the Week 09-16-22
Tool of The Day
Is there ever a GOOD time to hook up with a prostitute? This weeks Tool of the Week picked probably the WORST time… Listen...
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Tool of the Week 09-02-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tooliest Tool is a prime candidate for the Tool of the Day hall of fame, much to the dismay of these Taco...
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Tool of the Week 08-26-22
Tool of The Day
It would be hard to top this week’s Tool of the Week. It all started with cold french fries.. how did it end? Find...
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Tool of the Week 08-19-22
Tool of The Day
Time to crown the biggest numb-nuts for the past 7 days… At first glance, this Tool of the Week seems like he has a...
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Tool of the Week 08-12-22
Tool of The Day
As far as escaping the cops goes, this week’s Tool of the Week made an interesting vehicle choice. Find out what it was by...
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Tool of the Week 08-05-22
Tool of The Day
This guy makes it into the Tool of the Day Hall of Fame, as well as making it as our new Tool of the...
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Tool of the Week 07-29-22
Tool of The Day
It was tough trying to decide the biggest Tool this week.. they were all pretty dumb, but ultimately it was this couple who won...
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Tool of the Week 07-01-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tool of the Week broke into someone’s apartment, but didn’t really steal any valuables.. he came for one thing.. find out what...
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Tool of the Week 06-03-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool was found slumped over and sleeping behind the wheel of his vehicle after plowing through some cop cars… but what...
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Tool of the Week 05-27-22
Tool of The Day
We heard from many idiots this week, but this one takes the prize for Tool of the Week on the Morning X. He tried...
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Tool of the Week 05-20-22
Tool of The Day
Classic Tool Material here. Our biggest moron of the week made a pretty poor decision about how get to his court hearing. Listen to...
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Tool of the Week 05-13-22
Tool of The Day
Our selection for this week’s biggest criminal dum-dum picked probably the worst place to set up shop and deal his drugs. Find out how...
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Tool of the Week 05-06-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool was trying to create a diversion for shoplifting, and now he’s in way bigger trouble than he should have been…...
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Tool of the Week 04-22-22
Tool of The Day
Oh, this guy racked up a ton of charges for things that definitely triggered the banjo music in this week’s Tooliest Tool of the...
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Tool of the Week 04-08-22
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This week’s Tool of the Week needs lessons on how NOT to get caught for breaking and entering. Listen to the episode to find...
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Tool of the Week 04-01-22
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After a week of Tool of the Day Dumbness… all we can say is…Wow, this week’s Tool of the Week needs to learn to...
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Tool of the Week 03-25-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s Tooliest Tool was a guy who was certain his meth was fake, so he called in an expert. Listen to the episode...
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Tool of the Week 03-18-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s top Tool had a terrible excuse for speeding and blowing a stop sign. Listen to the episode to find out what it...
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Tool of the Week 03-4-22
Tool of The Day
We’re back with the biggest dumbass of the last 7 days… This week’s chosen Tool of the Week picked the worst possible place to...
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Tool of the Week! 02-25-22
Tool of The Day
This week’s biggest Tool goes to a guy who threatened to do something with an explosive device which he claimed he had hidden in...
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Tool of the Week 02-11-22
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And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously...
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Tool of the Week 01-21-22
Tool of The Day
Our Tool of the Week made some special brownies and left them out on the counter for his mom to find. And it didn’t...
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Tool of the Week 01-14-22
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day found out that wearing a mask can protect you from more than just a virus. Listen to the episode...
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Tool of the Day 01-07-21
Tool of The Day
There were hundreds of tools to choose from this year, but only one Tool of the Day could be the champion and earn the...
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Tool of the Year 2021!!
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool is the rare case where the Tool is NOT a criminal. This guy planned a big proposal for his girlfriend at a...
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Tool of the Day 12-22-21
Tool of The Day
This Tool of the Day robbed a bank for a comically small amount of money, and then got caught for a very dumb reason....
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Tool of the Day 12-17-21
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Today’s Tool of the Day has had enough of people parking in his spot. It’s what he did in response that makes him today’s...
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Tool of the Day 12-9-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day was only trying to help his mom, and now he’s in jail for a couple of different charges. Find...
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Tool of the Day 11-9-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day is NSFW… the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun,...
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Tool of the Day 11-05-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day was doing something behind the wheel that we’ve never heard of anyone doing. Listen to the episode to find...
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Tool of the Day 10-22-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day was swinging a pretty big bat with this lie. Find out what he tried to get away with in...
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Tool of the Day 10-5-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day decided to drive a golf cart through a crime scene. One particular detail really tips this story into the...
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Tool of the Day 09-13-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day thought he could fit a LOT of junk down the toilet. Listen to the story to learn how that...
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Tool of the Day 08-27-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day should probably find a better place to perform his illegal operations....
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Tool of the Day 08-13-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day just couldn’t stop robbing these types of establishments… even after he was busted… play the episode for the full...
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Tool of the Day 08-04-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day brought a secret weapon to her robbery. Find out what it was by listening to the episode!...
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Tool of the Day 07-29-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day was just trying to show off… and now he’s in the hospital. Listen to find out why. ...
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Tool of the Day 07-26-21
Tool of The Day
*NSFW* Warning – Today’s Tool of the Day was straight up nasty. He got caught before it got too far, but still. Gross. Listen to...
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Tool of the Day 07-23-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day decided to beat the heat by going for a swim … it was what she was wearing and where...
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Tool of the Day 07-22-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day was choking and the police saved his life… it’s what he choked up that got him in trouble. Hear...
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Tool of the Day 07-21-21
Tool of The Day
For today’s Tool of the Day – it’s the case of the Overkill Candle Bandit. Play the episode to find out why we’ve called...
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Tool of the Day 07-20-21
Tool of The Day
Today’s Tool of the Day is actually multiple people, all Taco Bell employees who had a brilliant idea at work recently…play the episode to...
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Tool of the Day 07-19-21
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