Everyday on The Morning X Kev looks for the dumbest of the dumb to take the title of Tool of The Day. Catch it at 6:45a and 9:15a and you can find any that you missed right here. It’s all powered by Retool of Rockford! 

Podcasts

Tool of the Week 09-23-22

This week’s biggest Tool found out that when you commit a crime, you should check your surroundings before you make your getaway. Listen to...
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Tool of the Week 09-16-22

This weeks biggest Tool was asked by police to pull out his driver’s license, but instead he pulled out?? (Not what you’re thinking, pervs)…...
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Tool of the Week - 09-02-22

Is there ever a GOOD time to hook up with a prostitute? This weeks Tool of the Week picked probably the WORST time… Listen...
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Tool of the Week - 08-26-22

This week’s Tooliest Tool is a prime candidate for the Tool of the Day hall of fame, much to the dismay of these Taco...
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Tool of the Week 08-19-22

It would be hard to top this week’s Tool of the Week. It all started with cold french fries.. how did it end? Find...
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Tool of the Week - 08-12-22

Time to crown the biggest numb-nuts for the past 7 days… At first glance, this Tool of the Week seems like he has a...
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Tool of the Week 08-05-22

As far as escaping the cops goes, this week’s Tool of the Week made an interesting vehicle choice. Find out what it was by...
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Tool of the Week 07-29-22

This guy makes it into the Tool of the Day Hall of Fame, as well as making it as our new Tool of the...
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Tool of the Week 07-01-22

It was tough trying to decide the biggest Tool this week.. they were all pretty dumb, but ultimately it was this couple who won...
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Tool of the Week 06-03-22

This week’s Tool of the Week broke into someone’s apartment, but didn’t really steal any valuables.. he came for one thing.. find out what...
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Tool of the Week 05-27-22

This week’s biggest Tool was found slumped over and sleeping behind the wheel of his vehicle after plowing through some cop cars… but what...
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Tool of the Week - 05-20-22

We heard from many idiots this week, but this one takes the prize for Tool of the Week on the Morning X. He tried...
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Tool of the Week 05-13-22

Classic Tool Material here. Our biggest moron of the week made a pretty poor decision about how get to his court hearing. Listen to...
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Tool of the Week - 05-06-22

Our selection for this week’s biggest criminal dum-dum picked probably the worst place to set up shop and deal his drugs. Find out how...
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Tool of the Week 04-22-22

This week’s biggest Tool was trying to create a diversion for shoplifting, and now he’s in way bigger trouble than he should have been…...
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Tool of the Week 04-08-22

Oh, this guy racked up a ton of charges for things that definitely triggered the banjo music in this week’s Tooliest Tool of the...
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Tool of the Week 04-01-22

This week’s Tool of the Week needs lessons on how NOT to get caught for breaking and entering. Listen to the episode to find...
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Tool of the Week - 03-25-22

After a week of Tool of the Day Dumbness… all we can say is…Wow, this week’s Tool of the Week needs to learn to...
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Tool of the Week 03-18-22

This week’s Tooliest Tool was a guy who was certain his meth was fake, so he called in an expert. Listen to the episode...
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Tool of the Week - 03-4-22

This week’s top Tool had a terrible excuse for speeding and blowing a stop sign. Listen to the episode to find out what it...
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Tool of the Week! 02-25-22

We’re back with the biggest dumbass of the last 7 days… This week’s chosen Tool of the Week picked the worst possible place to...
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Tool of the Week 02-11-22

This week’s biggest Tool goes to a guy who threatened to do something with an explosive device which he claimed he had hidden in...
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Tool of the Week - 01-21-22

And now for the tooliest Tool of the Week! Of all our Tool of the Day segments, one stands alone as the most outrageously...
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Tool of the Week 01-14-22

Our Tool of the Week made some special brownies and left them out on the counter for his mom to find. And it didn’t...
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Tool of the Day 01-07-21

Today’s Tool of the Day found out that wearing a mask can protect you from more than just a virus. Listen to the episode...
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Tool of the Year 2021!!

There were hundreds of tools to choose from this year, but only one Tool of the Day could be the champion and earn the...
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Tool of the Day 12-22-21

Today’s Tool is the rare case where the Tool is NOT a criminal. This guy planned a big proposal for his girlfriend at a...
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Tool of the Day 12-17-21

This Tool of the Day robbed a bank for a comically small amount of money, and then got caught for a very dumb reason....
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Tool of the Day 12-9-21

Today’s Tool of the Day has had enough of people parking in his spot. It’s what he did in response that makes him today’s...
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Tool of the Day - 11-9-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was only trying to help his mom, and now he’s in jail for a couple of different charges. Find...
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Tool of the Day - 11-05-21

Today’s Tool of the Day is NSFW… the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun,...
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Tool of the Day 10-22-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was doing something behind the wheel that we’ve never heard of anyone doing. Listen to the episode to find...
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Tool of the Day 10-5-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was swinging a pretty big bat with this lie. Find out what he tried to get away with in...
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Tool of the Day - 09-13-21

Today’s Tool of the Day decided to drive a golf cart through a crime scene. One particular detail really tips this story into the...
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Tool of the Day 08-27-21

Today’s Tool of the Day thought he could fit a LOT of junk down the toilet. Listen to the story to learn how that...
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Tool of the Day - 08-13-21

Today’s Tool of the Day should probably find a better place to perform his illegal operations....
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Tool of the Day 08-04-21

Today’s Tool of the Day just couldn’t stop robbing these types of establishments… even after he was busted… play the episode for the full...
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Tool of the Day 07-29-21

Today’s Tool of the Day brought a secret weapon to her robbery. Find out what it was by listening to the episode!...
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Tool of the Day - 07-26-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was just trying to show off… and now he’s in the hospital. Listen to find out why.  ...
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Tool of the Day - 07-23-21

*NSFW* Warning – Today’s Tool of the Day was straight up nasty. He got caught before it got too far, but still. Gross. Listen to...
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Tool of the Day - 07-22-21

Today’s Tool of the Day decided to beat the heat by going for a swim … it was what she was wearing and where...
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Tool of the Day - 07-21-21

Today’s Tool of the Day was choking and the police saved his life… it’s what he choked up that got him in trouble.  Hear...
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Tool of the Day - 07-20-21

For today’s Tool of the Day – it’s the case of the Overkill Candle Bandit. Play the episode to find out why we’ve called...
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Tool of the Day - 07-19-21

Today’s Tool of the Day is actually multiple people, all Taco Bell employees who had a brilliant idea at work recently…play the episode to...
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Tool of the Day - 07-16-21

Today’s Tool of the Day is one of the most Floridy Florida Man stories we’ve heard in a while. He tried to throw WHAT...
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Tool of the Day - July 8th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was trying to flee from police and made a very dumb mistake.  Listen to hear the full story!...
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Tool of the Day - 07-06-21

Today’s Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really… REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of...
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Tool of the Day - July 1st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day comes to us from our very own home state of Illinois. Find out what she did … and with...
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Tool of the Day - June 21st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day broke a major rule when it comes to hiding the fact that you’re intoxicated. Listen to find out what...
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Tool of the Day 06-04-21

Today’s Tool of the Day comes from Jolly Ol’ England, and needs a lesson on how to hide from the cops. Listen to hear...
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Tool of the Day - May 10th, 2021

Who’s the Tool in today’s story? Was it the guy who thought he could steal two cop cars and get away with it? Or...
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Tool of the Day - May 5th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day gets extra tool points for being a tool on an airplane, but it’s WHY she attacked the flight attendant...
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Tool of the Day - April 27th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had a very appropriate T-shirt for having lied to the police. Find out what was on it in today’s...
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Tool of the Day - April 16th, 2021

Today’s Tool got drunk and then got home to take a nice warm bath… now he’s in jail… hear how and more surprising details...
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Tool of the Day - April 15th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day got kicked out of his grandmother’s house (you know you suck if granny gives you the boot). Then, when...
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Tool of the Day - April 14th, 2021

Today’s Tool bought a house and a car. Why does that make her the Tool of the Day? You’ll have to listen to find...
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Tool of the Day - April 13th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to buy explosives from an undercover FBI agent.  He had intentions to kill, but not a person. What...
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Tool of the Day - April 12th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day wanted to buy a million dollars worth of Dollar General gift cards. A million would go a long way...
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Tool of the Day - April 9th, 2021

Bonus Tool! Today we have double tools in the same story! These two were waitors at Denny’s. I said “were” because they’re likely not...
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Tool of the Day - April 8th, 2021

Today’s Tool stole a car from a dealership. Little did she know… hear the episode to find out how little she actually knew…...
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Tool of the Day - April 7th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then...
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Tool of the Day - April 6th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was on his way OUT of jail when he did something that landed him right back in there. What...
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Tool of the Day - April 5th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had a bag of what he called “Salt for his ingrown toenail” … the cops figured out it was...
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Tool of the Day - April 2nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day is in trouble because police were able to locate him very easily. Find out how by listening to the...
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Tool of the Day - April 1st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was a wanted member of the Italian Mafia… and we say “was” because he got caught. The way he...
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Tool of the Day - March 30th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day learned that attention to detail is important if you’re going to try and use a fake license plate. Listen...
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Tool of the Day - March 29th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day crashed into a shoe repair shop… and should have exercised his right to remain silent, because now he’s facing...
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Tool of the Day - March 26th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day went to pick up his lost wallet at the police station.. what was IN the wallet got him arrested....
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