Everyday on The Morning X Kev looks for the dumbest of the dumb to take the title of Tool of The Day. Catch it at 6:45a and 9:15a and you can find any that you missed right here. It’s all powered by Retool of Rockford! 

Podcasts

Tool of the Day - June 21st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day broke a major rule when it comes to hiding the fact that you’re intoxicated. Listen to find out what...
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Tool of the Day 06-04-21

Today’s Tool of the Day comes from Jolly Ol’ England, and needs a lesson on how to hide from the cops. Listen to hear...
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Tool of the Day - May 10th, 2021

Who’s the Tool in today’s story? Was it the guy who thought he could steal two cop cars and get away with it? Or...
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Tool of the Day - May 5th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day gets extra tool points for being a tool on an airplane, but it’s WHY she attacked the flight attendant...
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Tool of the Day - April 27th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had a very appropriate T-shirt for having lied to the police. Find out what was on it in today’s...
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Tool of the Day - April 16th, 2021

Today’s Tool got drunk and then got home to take a nice warm bath… now he’s in jail… hear how and more surprising details...
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Tool of the Day - April 15th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day got kicked out of his grandmother’s house (you know you suck if granny gives you the boot). Then, when...
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Tool of the Day - April 14th, 2021

Today’s Tool bought a house and a car. Why does that make her the Tool of the Day? You’ll have to listen to find...
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Tool of the Day - April 13th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to buy explosives from an undercover FBI agent.  He had intentions to kill, but not a person. What...
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Tool of the Day - April 12th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day wanted to buy a million dollars worth of Dollar General gift cards. A million would go a long way...
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Tool of the Day - April 9th, 2021

Bonus Tool! Today we have double tools in the same story! These two were waitors at Denny’s. I said “were” because they’re likely not...
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Tool of the Day - April 8th, 2021

Today’s Tool stole a car from a dealership. Little did she know… hear the episode to find out how little she actually knew…...
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Tool of the Day - April 7th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then...
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Tool of the Day - April 6th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was on his way OUT of jail when he did something that landed him right back in there. What...
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Tool of the Day - April 5th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had a bag of what he called “Salt for his ingrown toenail” … the cops figured out it was...
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Tool of the Day - April 2nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day is in trouble because police were able to locate him very easily. Find out how by listening to the...
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Tool of the Day - April 1st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was a wanted member of the Italian Mafia… and we say “was” because he got caught. The way he...
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Tool of the Day - March 30th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day learned that attention to detail is important if you’re going to try and use a fake license plate. Listen...
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Tool of the Day - March 29th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day crashed into a shoe repair shop… and should have exercised his right to remain silent, because now he’s facing...
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Tool of the Day - March 26th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day went to pick up his lost wallet at the police station.. what was IN the wallet got him arrested....
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Tool of the Day - March 25th

Today’s Tool of the Day thought it was okay to drive 145 miles per hour, because she thought she was going slower.. but not...
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Tool of the Day - March 24th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day is in jail for stealing a cop car WHILE he was getting arrested for… anyone? Anyone? Hear the episode...
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Tool of the Day - March 23rd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day must really… really like nuggets. And cop-flesh. Listen to the episode to hear the whole story.  ...
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Tool of the Day - March 22nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day picked a bad place to do some donuts. Listen to the episode to hear what happened!...
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Tool of the Day - March 19th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day gives a whole new meaning to three strikes and you’re out. He’s also the first Tool of the Day...
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Tool of the Day - March 18th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day learned what NOT to do in a stolen car. I think everyone in this story should be the Tool...
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Tool of the Day - March 17th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to rob a bank in a really.. really difficult way. Listen to find out why it didn’t work...
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Tool of the Day - March 16th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was asked to show the officer his license… instead he showed them something else. What was it? Listen to...
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Tool of the Day - March 15th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day wanted to go back to prison. The reason why is baffling. Listen to find out what it was....
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Tool of the Day - March 12, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to convince the cop that his gun was… something else… Listen to hear what he said, and also...
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Tool of the Day - March 11th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day took a BMW for a test drive. He decided he wanted to buy the car, but in order to...
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Tool of the Day - March 10th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day went to see her probation officer and brought along some gifts that…uh.. landed her back in jail. Listen to...
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Tool of the Day - March 9th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day left a “key” piece of evidence at the crime scene. . . find out what it was by listening...
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Tool of the Day - March 8th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day escaped from prison back in November. He’s back in prison now, but it’s how he got caught that makes...
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Tool of the Day - March 5th, 2021

Today’s Tool hit the trifecta of illegality behind the wheel. Listen to find out the charges, and to hear all your candidates for this...
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Tool of the Day - March 4th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day burglarized a house and left behind some pretty damning evidence. Listen to find out what it was.  ...
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Tool of the Day - March 3rd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day thought there was a burglar in his house, so he called the cops.. when the cops got there, they...
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Tool of the Day - March 2nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to get away with setting his own car on fire. Probably should have cleared his search history first. ...
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Tool of the Day - March 1st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day left behind a pretty important piece of information at the crime scene. And the reason he had it out...
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Tool of the Day - February 26th 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day found about about every weapon she could to attack her roommate with. The reasoning behind it is just bonkers....
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Tool of the Day - February 25th, 2021

Today’s a double tool. Two guys walk into a police station to complain about the cops. Why they’re in jail make them today’s double-tool....
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Tool of the Day - February 24th, 2021

While most people are trying to get OUT of prison.. this guy broke in. We’re not sure if he’s the tool, or the guards...
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Tool of the Day - February 23rd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had not one.. but TWO excuses for the cops as to why he was speeding. And both excuses are...
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Tool of the Day - February 22nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day went some pretty extreme (and illegal) measures to get a day off of work. Next time, just call off,...
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Tool of the Day - February 19th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day stabbed her sister with an epi pen. Now there are actual reasons why someone would do this for medical...
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Tool of the Day - February 18th, 2021

Today’s Tool(s) of the Day robbed a house, but forgot that when there’s snow…  ...
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Tool of the Day - February 17th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day went to some interesting measures to get the cops to plow his street.  Did it work? Did he get...
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Tool of the Day - February 16th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day thought he was pretty smooth slowing down for the traffic cameras… they didn’t get him for speeding, but they...
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Tool of the Day - February 15th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day got busted because he was driving without his lights on at 2am. But that’s not why he got arrested....
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Tool of the Day - February 12th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day stole a cop car and immediately crashed it, but it was what he was wearing that makes him the...
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Tool of the Day - February 11th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day backed into a cop car while drunk, on a suspended license, with drugs in the car… and had the...
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Tool of the Day - February 10th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day tried to rob a hospital cafeteria, but left behind some identification… not the identification you’re thinking though.. listen to...
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Tool of the Day - February 9th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day was stopped at customs with $100,000 worth of a Viagra knockoff called Vigore. It was the excuse he gave...
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Tool of the Day - February 8th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had one chance to speak on his own behalf during a zoom court case.. and the choice he made...
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Tool of the Day - February 5th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day called the police on a bouncer for taking away her fake ID. Talk about doubling down. She must have...
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Tool of the Day - February 4th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day called 911 for a ride home, which you’re not supposed to, but not only that, he did it while...
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Tool of the Day - February 3rd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day needed and outlet to charge his phone, so he picked probably the worst thing to unplug … listen to...
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Tool of the Day - February 2nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day had a not so effective way of cleaning his DNA from a crime scene. Listen to hear how he...
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Tool of the Day - February 1st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day  stole a running ambulance while the paramedics were on a call. As with most of these Tool of the...
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Tool of the Day - January 29th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day drove his Lamborghini at over 200 miles per hour. He didn’t get pulled over.. so how did he get...
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Tool of the Day - January 28th, 2021

  Today’s Tool of the Day tried to rob a bank, but made one mistake that basically guaranteed he’d be caught. What was it?...
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Tool of the Day - January 27th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day is a woman named Leonora from Mexico… she saw a picture of her husband with a younger woman, and...
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Tool of the Day - January 26th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day learned an important lesson about where to keep his gun while trying to rob a house… Listen to find...
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Tool of the Day - January 25th, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day left her meth at a motel room. Why did she get caught? Listen to find out, as well as...
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Tool of the Day - January 22nd, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day stole a car and hid from the cops by breaking into an apartment and pretending he lived there, shaved,...
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Tool of the Day - January 21st, 2021

Today’s Tool of the Day stole a car, and realized there was something in the back seat… so he went to back to return...
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