This week's biggest Tool got the police's attention in a very dumb way. Listen to the episode to find out why he's the Tool of the Week!

 

 

Today's Tool stole a car from a dealership. Little did she know... hear the episode to find out how little she actually knew...

 
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Today's Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really... REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of July parade...

 

 
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This week's biggest tool stole some luggage, but managed to give himself away in a very dumb manner. Listen to the episode to find out how he got caught!

 

 
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