Our final finalist in the final for Tool of the Year! This man picked a very bad time to go looking for hookers. Listen to the story, and then if you think he should be this year’s Tool of the Year, text DEAD to 815-874-2104.

This week’s biggest Tool racked up a TON of charges in just one incident. Listen to the episode to find out how many!    ...
This Tool of the Day robbed a bank for a comically small amount of money, and then got caught for a very dumb reason. Hear the episode to find out how!  ...
This week’s Tool of the Week was an absolute shoe-in for the prize. Crashing into a pole in the parking lot of a Bass Pro Shop was just the beginning. It’s what he did next that really...