Our final finalist in the final for Tool of the Year! This man picked a very bad time to go looking for hookers. Listen to the story, and then if you think he should be this year’s Tool of the Year, text DEAD to 815-874-2104.

Today’s Tool of the Day got busted for drugs while wearing a T-shirt that screams irony. Listen to find out what it said....
Today’s Tool of the Day went some pretty extreme (and illegal) measures to get a day off of work. Next time, just call off, dude.  Listen to find out what he tried....
Our selection for this week’s biggest criminal dum-dum picked probably the worst place to set up shop and deal his drugs. Find out how he got busted in this week’s “Tool of the Week” episode....