Today's Tool of the Day is NSFW... the story requires some banjo music and involves an adult toy and a knife. Sounds like fun, right? Listen to the episode to find out what happened!

Today's Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn't afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then he ... tried ... to get away. And of course, mistakes were made. Hear what happened by listening to the episode.

Today's Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really... REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of July parade...