Today’s Tool of the Day called 911 for a ride home, which you’re not supposed to, but not only that, he did it while holding something illegal.. and then there’s the face tattoo… listen to find out...

Today’s Tool of the Day required some banjo music to properly tell the story. She really… REALLY wanted to be in the 4th of July parade…  ...

Today’s Tool of the Day got busted for drugs while wearing a T-shirt that screams irony. Listen to find out what it said....