*NSFW* Warning – Today’s Tool of the Day was straight up nasty. He got caught before it got too far, but still. Gross. Listen to find out what he was about to do when he got caught, literally,...
Today’s Tool of the Day decided to beat the heat by going for a swim … it was what she was wearing and where she was swimming that got her in trouble.. But don’t worry, she can...
Today’s Tool of the Day was choking and the police saved his life… it’s what he choked up that got him in trouble. Hear the episode to get the full story....
Today’s Tool of the Day is actually multiple people, all Taco Bell employees who had a brilliant idea at work recently…play the episode to find out why their shift leader is now in jail....
Today’s Tool of the Day is one of the most Floridy Florida Man stories we’ve heard in a while. He tried to throw WHAT on the roof? Listen to the episode to find out....
Today’s Tool of the Day comes to us from our very own home state of Illinois. Find out what she did … and with what very interesting object… in today’s episode. Caution: !!!NSFW!!!...
Who’s the Tool in today’s story? Was it the guy who thought he could steal two cop cars and get away with it? Or the cops who actually let him get by them TWICE to steal a...
Today’s Tool of the Day gets extra tool points for being a tool on an airplane, but it’s WHY she attacked the flight attendant that has us baffled? Listen to find out what happened. ...
Today’s Tool of the Day got kicked out of his grandmother’s house (you know you suck if granny gives you the boot). Then, when a stranger refused to let him stay with them, but instead offered to...
Today’s Tool of the Day tried to buy explosives from an undercover FBI agent. He had intentions to kill, but not a person. What on earth did he want to kill? Find out by listening to the...
Today’s Tool of the Day wanted to buy a million dollars worth of Dollar General gift cards. A million would go a long way there, but there were a couple of problems with her attempt to purchase…...
Bonus Tool! Today we have double tools in the same story! These two were waitors at Denny’s. I said “were” because they’re likely not going to keep their jobs after this. Listen to find out what happened....
Today’s Tool of the Day decided that since he couldn’t afford to buy wine, that he would just drink it in the store. Then he … tried … to get away. And of course, mistakes were made....
Today’s Tool of the Day had a bag of what he called “Salt for his ingrown toenail” … the cops figured out it was something else. Oh, and probably not a good idea to be walking around...
Today’s Tool of the Day was a wanted member of the Italian Mafia… and we say “was” because he got caught. The way he got caught is what makes him the Tool. Listen to find out. ...
Today’s Tool of the Day learned that attention to detail is important if you’re going to try and use a fake license plate. Listen to find out the dumb mistakes he made. ...
Today’s Tool of the Day crashed into a shoe repair shop… and should have exercised his right to remain silent, because now he’s facing even more charges. Listen to find out what happened. ...
